Dear Mistress Maeve,
I've been close friends with "Ken" for eight years. Our friendship has been flirtatious at times, but we've never shared more than a drunken New Year's Eve kiss. About two years ago, Ken started dating "Barbie," and things heated up between the three of us. When we go out, all three of us are flirtatious with one another (I'm bisexual, and so is Barbie). I've made out with Barbie in front of Ken occasionally, but I've always avoided going home with them for fear of ruining my friendship with them both.... Read more

Dear Mistress Maeve,

I don't think there's a tactful way to ask this question. Then again, you don't seem to mind tactless. When I'm sitting on my girlfriend's face (I'm a lesbian), I always stop short of orgasm because I feel like I might pee when I come. The pressure builds up, and as I'm about to come, I get the very distinct sensation that usually happens right before I pee.

Is this normal? Is it even possible to pee when I'm coming? I hope you can help me, because this is our favorite position, and it's so disappointing to stop short of the grand finale.... Read more

Dear Mistress Maeve,
Once every six months or so, I’ll wake up in the middle of the night feeling like I just had an orgasm (I’m wet and feel out of breath). I know boys have wet dreams; is it possible that I’m having them, too?

If so, is there any way to stop them from happening? I’m a first-year student at UVM, and I’m nervous about “sleep masturbating” in front of my roommate (who is, unfortunately, a wicked prude).

— Thank you,
College Girl

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Dear Mistress Maeve,

I just started dating a guy from my office. We haven’t slept together yet, but I hope it happens soon!

A couple months before we started dating, I overheard him and another male coworker discussing grooming habits, specifically how they prefer women’s pubic hair to be kept. I heard my guy say that he prefers “hardwood floors.” I’m assuming this means he prefers it completely shaven. I’ve never shaved my area. Any tips, Mistress?

— Sasha

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Dear Mistress Maeve,
Some of my girlfriends say that guys really like having their taints massaged during sex. Can you tell me where exactly the taint is located and how to massage it, so I can surprise my boyfriend with something new?

Thanks,
Tainted Love

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